Barnaby "The Hook" Sterling
Chief Liquidity Officer
Barnaby doesn't look at numbers; he looks at possibilities.
Usually, the possibility of being on a beach by Tuesday.
Barnaby is our very own "Higher Authority".
Our Illustrious Founders
Where would we be without these close-nit wits?
Our brave cadre of deadly experts.
Barnaby "The Hook" Sterling
Chief Liquidity Officer
Barnaby doesn't look at numbers; he looks at possibilities.
Usually, the possibility of being on a beach by Tuesday.
Barnaby is our very own "Higher Authority".
Sheila "No-Paper-Trail" Vane
Head of Compliance & Shredding
Sheila ensures that our documentation is as ephemeral as a summer breeze.
If you can't find the contract, you can't find a problem. Please send your best
wishes to Sheila who is currently recovering from an horrific shredder accident she
suffered while attempting to retrieve a papadum that she accidently fed to the shredder.
Gary "No Wuckers" Fotheringham
The Everything Else Guy
Gary manages the email, the servers, and the microwave.
He's known as "Gazza" and is the backbone of the company.
He's the only one who knows the password to the 'Gary' email account.
He'd love to hear from you so email him at gary@anyxyzcompany.com .
"No wuckin' furries" as Gazza says (constantly). Such an obliging chap.
Kevin "The Fluffer" Wilson
Senior Verification Officer on the floor
Kevin is a versatile executive who performs whatever role we ask of him.
He is eager to answer all calls, assess the caller's financial situation,
connect to the caller's bank and pass them on to the appropriate closer,
like Steve Wilson (no relation). As well as his Verification Officer role,
Kevin also dabbles in "Junior Refund Establishment and Initiation Executive"
Steve "The Closer" Wilson
Senior Billing Team Executive Leader on the floor
Steve makes sure no stone is left unturned in his relentless search for
opportunities to augment the company's revenue stream.
He refuses to give up on a customer until he is satisfied that no further "help" can be given
nor fee imposed. Winner of the prestigious "Closing King of the Year" for three years running.